- Connie the Hormone Monstress: I wanted to give you a heads-up that Maury is also going on the trip. Do you think you two can be civil with each other? For once? For me? Your sixty-nining twin sister?
- Bonnie LaCienega: Connie, the dude is a deadbeat.
- Connie the Hormone Monstress: You'd fuck him if you got to know him.
- Bonnie LaCienega: Okay, did he or did he not use your credit card to buy a hundred-thousand dollar baby Beanie Feldstein Beanie Baby?
- Connie the Hormone Monstress: That Baby Beanie Beanie Baby was an investment, baby.
- Bonnie LaCienega: Baby, between you and me, he shouldn't have bought that baby Beanie Beanie Baby.
- Connie the Hormone Monstress: Well, this is not the Jonah Hill I will die on. Have a good trip!
- Maury the Hormone Monster: What have you got against tomato juice? It's delicious. It tastes like a vegetable's period.