- Lydia James: I remember the day you came to ask our permission to marry her. You were so nervous, but I looked into your eyes and I just knew.
- Nathan Scott: What did you know?
- Lydia James: That you were gonna change my daughter's life, and I was right.
- Nathan Scott: You were responsible for raising the woman that changed my entire world. I'll never forget that Lydia, ever. Thank you for saying yes.
- Miranda Stone: So, let me get this straight. You fell for some girl, recorded a bunch of songs, lost the girl, and now you're afraid to make another record? Is that accurate?
- Grubbs: Yep, those are pretty much the bullet points of my painful existence. And thank you, by the way, for reminding me with such a cold and brief synopsis.
- Victoria Davis: Hello Brooke. It's a lovely day, isn't it? Oh, you look beautiful!
- Brooke Davis: Mother. You're glowing.
- Victoria Davis: Am I?
- Brooke Davis: Yes, in fact you've been glowing for days. It's getting weird.
- Victoria Davis: Well... I suppose... it's because I've taken a lover.
- Brooke Davis: Here we go.
- Victoria Davis: Oh, he's a gentle, passionate lover.
- Brooke Davis: Ok, I don't need details. Please. It's Paul, right? I've seen you two, flirting with each other on set, and I just... ugh!
- Victoria Davis: A lady doesn't kiss and tell, honey.
- Brooke Davis: Well, it seems to me like you're kissing and telling right now.
- Victoria Davis: Well, no. You asked why I was glowing, so I told you.
- Brooke Davis: You're right. My mistake. I'm gonna get back to work now and try to extract a certain horrifying image from my mind.
- Victoria Davis: Good luck with that. Me? I'm going to go and try to keep a certain image very much in my mind.
- Brooke Davis: Gross! Say hi to gentle Paul for me!
- Lauren: [playing video games with Mouth] Why don't I get a headset?
- Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Trust me, you're not ready for that.
- Lauren: Oh, I think I am.
- Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Okay. Do not say you weren't warned.
- Lauren: [puts headset on] Okay, this is officially the most uncool thing that I have ever done. I love it. Hey, what do I say? Should I brag about my kill ratio?
- Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: I would stay away from that one.
- Lauren: [talking into headset] Okay, umm. H-hello other players in the shooting game. Anybody there?... Oh, hi! Yeah, yeah, I'm a girl... . Umm, jeans... What do you mean what kind of underwear am I wearing?... I don't know, how old are you?... Oh, that's disgusting!
- Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: You had enough?
- Lauren: [takes off headset in disgust] Who are these people? They are pure evil!