- Angela: [Angela doesn't like her husband to associate with Ron] Glenn - you're eating here again? If you don't get in that car right now, I'm going to couples therapy without you.
- Gary Gunderson: [Ron is a substitute father while the boys' Dad is in prison] That was Dad's lawyer. Dad's calling us this Sunday.
- Brandon Gunderson: Wow, that's awesome.
- Robby Gunderson: What's the big deal? He calls every Sunday.
- Brandon Gunderson: That's Ron's bookie, Robby. Dad hasn't called us since he went to prison.
- Robby Gunderson: No wonder that guy never says 'I love you' back.
- Brandon Gunderson: [the boys are playing a new video game called "Pimp Killer Melbourne"] Dammit! A dingo ate my prostitute!