American Dad! (TV Series)

Return of the Bling (2010)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien

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Quotes 

• Stan Smith : Oh son, every day with you is like a punch in the nads.

• Steve Smith : [Roger bites off Stan's finger]  Roger what'd you do that for! You already have the medal!

  Roger : I don't know, they did it in the movie, I mean if we're gonna go for it, go for it

• Roger the Alien : [Roger is imitating Gollum]  Masters wants to destroy it

  Roger the Alien : [in his normal voice]  You mean the medal?

  Roger the Alien : [in his Gollum voice]  We have to destroy masters

  Roger the Alien : [in his normal voice]  Say it, don't spray it and secondly I agree with you

• Roger the Alien : Sorry again about the whole cheek thing.

  Stan Smith : Nonsense, you just gave me another hole for your glory to shine through. A glory hole, in my face.

• Steve Smith : [about Ronald Regan]  But he's dead?

  Stan Smith : But not unreachable

  Steve Smith : Like Gandalf the Grey when it came back as Gandalf the White

  Stan Smith : Oh son, every day with you is like a punch in the nads

• Roger : [to Steve]  I asked if you wanted drugs, I said it in a weird voice so your Dad wouldn't hear but now he has, you blew it