Archer (TV Series)
Killing Utne (2010)
H. Jon Benjamin: Sterling Archer
Quotes
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Sterling Archer : Woodhouse, what are you doing?
Woodhouse : Uh, sitting down, sir.
Sterling Archer : What, at the table?
Malory Archer : Sterling!
Sterling Archer : Like people?
Malory Archer : Sterling!
Sterling Archer : What? Look, he thinks he's people!
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[first lines]
Malory Archer : Torvald Utne.
Sterling Archer : The Olympic shot putter?
Malory Archer : The chairman of the UN intelligence committee. Do you not even skim the briefings in your inbox?
Sterling Archer : I have an inbox?
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Sterling Archer : God, Cyril, would you go?
Cyril Figgis : I should be carrying her.
Sterling Archer : Cyril, I paid her. I get to carry her corpse.
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Maj. Nikolai Jackov : What's the frequency?
Sterling Archer : Kenneth?
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Malory Archer : [after Utne is shot] It's okay! They're just blanks!
Agent Lana Kane : Well, see, you say that...
Malory Archer : But they were blanks, weren't they?
Sterling Archer : Only if the back of his skull picked that exact moment to explode outwards.
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Malory Archer : I think Lana just broke Torvald's hand.
Sterling Archer : Truckasaurus!