Archer (TV Series)
Killing Utne (2010)
Jessica Walter: Malory Archer
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Quotes
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Sterling Archer : Woodhouse, what are you doing?
Woodhouse : Uh, sitting down, sir.
Sterling Archer : What, at the table?
Malory Archer : Sterling!
Sterling Archer : Like people?
Malory Archer : Sterling!
Sterling Archer : What? Look, he thinks he's people!
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Malory Archer : All right, we want this to look like a classic hooker murder/suicide. So... Cyril take Sterling's gun and pump a round into his prostitute.
Cyril Figgis : Wait, what.
Malory Archer : Everyone shoots the chippy!
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[first lines]
Malory Archer : Torvald Utne.
Sterling Archer : The Olympic shot putter?
Malory Archer : The chairman of the UN intelligence committee. Do you not even skim the briefings in your inbox?
Sterling Archer : I have an inbox?
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Malory Archer : [after Utne is shot] It's okay! They're just blanks!
Agent Lana Kane : Well, see, you say that...
Malory Archer : But they were blanks, weren't they?
Sterling Archer : Only if the back of his skull picked that exact moment to explode outwards.
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Pam : [after setting fire to the dead bodies] Yeah, I'm kinda hungry... is that weird?
Malory Archer : It would be weirder if you weren't.
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Torvald Utne : You're breaking my arm!
Lana Kane : Oh sorry. Did that hurt?
Torvald Utne : Yes it hurt. What is wrong with you?
Malory Archer : Nothing but too much enthusiasm for the opportunity to work with the UN.
Torvald Utne : With hands like the Truckasaurus!
Lana Kane : Hey!
Cyril Figgis : Gravlax, anyone?
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Malory Archer : I think Lana just broke Torvald's hand.
Sterling Archer : Truckasaurus!
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Malory Archer : I don't want another one of your sullen whores using my medicine cabinet as a Pez dispenser.