- Tom: [beating of helicopter blades] Oh, my God, he's here. All right, don't freak out. Just don't freak out, okay? Don't freak out. Don't freak out! Nobody freak out! I got this. It's all good.
- Marina: You just can't stop getting into people's business.
- Sarah: That's not true.
- Marina: Yes, it's all over Tom's book, like when you were ten and you read his journal to find out who he had a crush on.
- Sarah: Well, I couldn't anticipate it would be the school nurse.
- Marina: You tried to break up Lupe and the magician.
- Sarah: Magicians lie for a living! Did Tom really put all of that in the book?
- Marina: Has no one else read this book but me?
- Lauren: Is that a quiche or a frittata? Who cares? It's going in me. Right, Sarah?
- Sarah: Yeah, right.
- [weak chuckle]
- Sarah: Boss.
- Tom: Well, this is different. We usually meet your girlfriends when they're putting their clothes back on or hiding in a closet, so yeah, no, this is... this is progress.
- Connor: Yeah, she's not my girlfriend. This is purely physical. No strings attached.
- Tom: Dope.
- Connor: Yeah.
- Sarah: And you don't think that this is gonna blow up in your face?
- Connor: That's the beauty of it, Sarah. There's nothing to blow up. No feelings involved. No risk.
- Sarah: She's my boss.
- Connor: Oh, no risk to me.
- Sarah: Oh.
- Connor: Yeah, I thought that was clear.
- Denise: I'm not mad at Tom. He's right. I am the nice one. The "peacemaker," because that's what this family has made me.
- Marina: I get it. Before I married into the Hayworths, I never used to drink wine. I mean, I did, but I didn't need to.
- Denise: Everyone expects me to be the mediator, the voice of reason. Do you know how exhausting it is to be empathetic all the time?
- Marina: I do not.
- Connor: They don't tell you about that when you're buying your divorce mansion.
- Lauren: You're really opening my eyes to the struggles of the millionaire class.
- Connor: See? It's not just sex. You're learning about another culture here.
- Lauren: Except it is just sex. Yeah. And it's so much better than a real relationship.
- Connor: Yeah.
- Lauren: I mean, no needs to attend to, no feelings to protect.
- Connor: No important talks. I think this is the longest conversation we've ever had. Should we shut up and get back to bed?
- Lauren: I would, but I'm starving. Do rich people not have food? This is, like, all garnish.
- Monroe Davies: Mind if I get a splash?
- Denise: Oh, of course. You know, we're all really excited for Tom and for us, 'cause we've been on this journey with him, and it has been a long one.
- Monroe Davies: That's a nice sentiment. Truth be told, the lesbian sister-in-law is my favourite character.
- Denise: Oh! Okay, thank you.
- [chuckles]
- Monroe Davies: I mean, everyone else has such big, brash personalities just jumping off the page. "Ooh, I'm so interesting," and "Pay attention to me!"
- [chuckles]
- Monroe Davies: And then there's you. The nice one.
- Denise: Oh. Well, I'm more than just nice.
- Monroe Davies: Oh, of course. I mean, you know, you're also sensible, practical, rational.
- Denise: Okay, you're just listing synonyms for nice.
- Monroe Davies: Oh. Well, they all apply. Cheers.
- Monroe Davies: Hello, hello!
- Tom: Mr. Davies!
- Monroe Davies: Please, call me Monroe. Nice place. Little small.
- Tom: Welcome. This is... this is my family.
- Monroe Davies: You know what? I already know you intimately from the novel. Now, let's see. This must be Elena, the true crime-obsessed wife, never far from a glass of wine.
- Marina: This is... this is champagne.
- Monroe Davies: And Colin, the deep-pocketed himbo.
- Connor: Yeah, I'll take it.
- Monroe Davies: And of course, the lesbians!
- Sarah, Denise: [nonplussed, overlapping] Bingo. We are that, yeah. So great.