Martin Billany: Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Bowie Sensei, Annoying Sensei Guy, The Hokage, Yami, Girl #1, Hinata, Narrator, Random Voice, Saukra, Shopkeeper, Squirtle, Tazuna, The Annoying Sensei Guy, The Dangerous Box, Turkeylegs, Villager #1, Villager #2, Yugi

Quotes 

• Various : [Repeated Lines]  The following is a fan-based parody of a fan-based parody! Please support the official release.

• Various : Naruto: I love you, David Bowie-sama-sensei-sempai-san-samaaaaaaa... kun!