- Tea: This has been the best night of my life! I went out with a hot stud, and I kicked a guy's ass at DDR! What more could a girl ask for? By the way, why didn't you do anything when he was beating the crap out of me?
- Yami: I thought it was part of the game.
- Tea: But... He was attacking me.
- Yami: I know. It looked like fun.
- Johnny Steps: Mind if I *step in*?
- Tea: First you attack me, now you're stalking me. Do I have to file a restraining order on your ass?
- Yami: I've got a better idea. I'll challenge him to a children's card game! And if he loses, he has to leave you alone.
- Johnny Steps: And if Johnny Steps wins, Téa has to go out on a date with him... I mean me.
- Yami: Trust me, Johnny, you don't want that. She'll sing Disney songs and birds will randomly attack you!
- Yami: I'm going to beat you, Johnny Steps, if my name isn't Yugi Moto! Which it isn't.
- Johnny Steps: Yugi Moto? No way! You're a legend! Johnny Steps can't compete with you. He's stepping out of this duel.
- Tea: How dare you, Johnny? The fact that you gave up is more annoying to me than the fact that you assaulted me!
- Johnny Steps: Who cares? It's just a card game.
- Tea: I've been holding in the biggest friendship speech of my life, and now you're going to listen to it!
- Johnny Steps: No! Please! Have mercy on Johnny Steps!
- [several hours later]
- Tea: And that's why friendship is the best thing ever!
- Johnny Steps: [zombie-like] Yes. Friendship... is great. Must... go... get... friends.
- Tea: Brainwashing people is fun!
- Yami: Yes, it is. I guess we have more in common then I thought.
- Tea: [singing Something There from Beauty and the Beast] There's something sweet, and almost kind, But he was mean and he was coarse and unrefined. But now he's dear, and so unsure, I wonder why I didn't see it there before.
- Yami: [birds land on him] *Bleep*ing birds!
- Yami: [in same tune as the song but with altered lyrics] This date is lame, it's such a bore. I'd rather be home playing card games more and more. If you ask me, Téa's a whore, But then that's nothing new, she was like that before.
- Yami: Huh? Yugi, you little
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- Yami: ! You son of a
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- Yami: ing
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- Yami: [bleep]
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- Yami: ! I'm going to tear off your
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- Yami: and shove them right up your
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- Yami: [bleep]
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- Yami: [bleep] and then
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- Yami: [bleep]
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- Yami: [bleep] on your
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- Yami: [bleep]
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- Yami: with
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- Yami: [bleep]
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- Yami: in the
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- Yami: [bleep] and
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- Yami: [bleep]
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- Yami: [bleep]
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- Yami: your
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- Yami: [bleep]
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- Yami: so then you'll have to
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- Yami: sideways!...
- [Bleep]
- Yami: !