- Sue Heck: Oh! My first boy-girl party. Ha! How do I look?
- Frankie Heck: Very pretty.
- Mike Heck: Be a good girl.
- [wipes eyeshadow]
- Sue Heck: Dad.
- Mike Heck: Okay, okay.
- Frankie Heck: Have fun.
- Mike Heck: Bible fun. God sees everything you do! Even in the dark!
- Frankie Heck: We haven't looked each other in the eye for forever.
- [sighs]
- Frankie Heck: Let's look into each other's eyes.
- Mike Heck: You look tired.
- Frankie Heck: So do you. Have you always had that thing there?
- Mike Heck: What?
- Frankie Heck: You should get it checked.
- Mike Heck: Can we stop looking now?
- Frankie Heck: Yeah, let's.
- Frankie Heck: [cell phone rings] Hi, honey.
- [to Mike]
- Frankie Heck: It's Sue.
- Sue Heck: Everyone is making out everywhere and there's beer.
- Frankie Heck: Someone brought beer?
- Mike Heck: [grabs phone] Who has beer?
- Sue Heck: Oh, I don't know, some guy with pretty hair. And they lit up incense. I'm not sure if it's illegal or not, but I'm pretty sure it is.
- [the Heck's see Sue's friend Carly after she stops wearing braces]
- Frankie Heck: Woah.
- Mike Heck: Yeah.
- Axl Heck: Hot girl still thinks she's a geek. Some 13-year-old boy is going to be very lucky.