- Vinny Guadagnino: [about Mike's sister] She looked like Mike with a wig on. I was... a little bit freaked out.
- Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio - DJ Pauly D: I learned a long time ago, being a wing-man for the Situation is not a good idea.
- Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino: I can definitely say that I felt bad about Snookers getting hit by a couple of linebackers. I necessarily didn't want to bring home any sort of zoo creatures what-so-ever. I mean, these brauds just probably smelt the food at the house.