- Special Agent G. Callen: The ever-vigilant Special Agent Mike Renko. Late-night clubbing, rock star?
- Special Agent Mike Renko: I was working undercover with a bunch of tweakers. Freaking guys never sleep.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: What you got for us?
- Special Agent Mike Renko: Detective Matt Bernhardt. He's a buddy of mine in LAPD. He busted Salerno eight years ago.
- Special Agent G. Callen: You still have friends in LAPD, after the thing with the cop?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: And her horse?
- Special Agent Mike Renko: You guys didn't tell Hetty about that, did you?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: How could you do that?
- Special Agent Mike Renko: It wasn't technically illegal.
- Special Agent G. Callen: But it was disturbing.
- Special Agent Mike Renko: [shrugging] Yeah.
- Nate Getz: I find pack rats and hoarders facinating. You know, they tend to be closet romantics.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: I'm sorry did you just call me a hoarder?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: He said "pack rat" first.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Anyway, after that I came home, he didn't. MPs found his body on the highway the next day. Coroner needed dental records to identify him.
- Nate Getz: What about his drinking buddies?
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Questioned. Cleared. Shipped out. Case was never solved. I was 15 so, uh, I never got to speak to them.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Mr. Benelli?
- Mick Benelli: Nice. A nurse who wears black leather. Looks like I made it to heaven after all.
- Mick Benelli: You're not the cop that shot me?
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: No. You wouldn't be here if I was.
- Mick Benelli: My kind of girl.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Am I the only one who wonders why there is a suspect in *every* case who happens to be a bachelor?
- Nate Getz: Well, seeing as how criminals tend to be males with antisocial proclivities.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: And also wonders why that *always* seems to be the vector that we go after first?
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: The lowest fruit is the easiest to pick, Agent Blye.
- Special Agent G. Callen: [Speaking of Michael Jackson's glove] Why was it the one glove and not two?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: If you have to ask, you just don't get it.
- Eric Beal: Because banks have unique security protocols for funds frozen by the FBI. You have to have physical access to the actual terminal to move the money.
- Special Agent G. Callen: But that's never stopped *you* before.
- Eric Beal: Well, most hackers don't have access to the toys that I do. I could make us all very wealthy in about 2 minutes.
- [Sam and G glare at him]
- Eric Beal: I mean if you wanted me to... Not that you would want me to. Not that I would want to... I'm just saying, you know.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: What *exactly* are you saying, Eric?
- Nate Getz: She said she still had some questions for some of the guys who were supposed to be with him that night. They're out there somewhere. What happens when she finds them?
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: How do you know she hasn't already?