The Hollywood Squares (Syndication) (1971–1981)

Paul Lynde: Self - Panelist, Self - Center Square, Self - Center Squad, Self

Quotes 

• Self - Host : According to the guide "First Aid for the Family", if someone swallows an unknown poison, either give them water or what?

  Self - Panelist : Leave the room.

• Self - Host : True or false, a male gorilla only manages to get romantically excited about once a year.

  Self - Panelist : [sighs]  Then it's "Adults Only Day" at the zoo.

• Self - Host : Is it true Zsa Zsa Gabor is a deputy sheriff in Chicago?

  Self - Panelist : Too bad she couldn't make it in show business.

• Self - Host : Zsa Zsa Gabor is quoted as saying "Nothing makes you lonelier or unhappier than a bad..."

  Self - Panelist : Sister.

• Self - Host : What would you do with gray poupon?

  Self - Panelist : I'd rub my parrot's nose in it.

  [Loud laughter from Phyllis Diller]