White Collar (TV Series)
Vital Signs (2010)
Matt Bomer: Neal Caffrey
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Quotes
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[In order to break into a hospital, Neal is pretending to be a doctor bringing in Mozzie, a mental patient]
Mozzie : I promise, I will never even think about going up in a tall building again. Oh God. Please don't let me die.
Neal Caffrey : Hi, I'm here to drop off a patient.
Mozzie : Fists with your toes.
Registered Nurse : Uh, mental health services doesn't have anyone scheduled to come in today.
Mozzie : Let's see you take this under advisement, Jerkweed!
Neal Caffrey : Right, they wouldn't have said anything. Um... this is a bit sensitive. The mayor asked for it to be done quietly. It's his nephew. I can't exactly give you his name, but he thinks he's...
Mozzie : YIPPEE KAI-YAI, MOTHER...
Neal Caffrey : BRUCE! Bruce!
Mozzie : Just a fly in the ointment, Hans.
Neal Caffrey : You've gotta get him in to see Dr. Westlake right away.
Registered Nurse : I'll ring him now.
[reaches for phone]
Neal Caffrey : Oh! Wait, wait, hold on. If my patient sees you making a call, he might get upset, he might think you're alerting the bad guys. I'll just take him to Dr. Westlake myself. It's
[looks at list on wall]
Neal Caffrey : room 207, right?
Registered Nurse : Right.
Neal Caffrey : Right.
[to Mozzie]
Neal Caffrey : On your feet, Bruce.
[to nurse]
Neal Caffrey : Thank you.
Mozzie : [to nurse] Welcome to the party, pal!
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Mozzie : [about the charity representative Neal is meeting] Already I don't trust this woman.
Neal Caffrey : Why, because she drove here?
Mozzie : A New Yorker who does not take the subway is not a New Yorker you can trust.
Neal Caffrey : I don't take the subway.
Mozzie : Precisely.
Neal Caffrey : She left her briefcase in the back. All right, Mozz, I need a favor. Break into her car.
Mozzie : That's not so much a favor as a truly horrible idea. It's one o'clock in the afternoon. There's a reason most crimes happen at night: people can't see you!
