User Reviews

Apparently only a concept video for the failed launch of a "Rocket Baby" the television series, "Rocket Baby" the trailer took me on a whirlwind adventure. The viewer must suspend disbelief only enough to get past the baby exposed to the empty vacuum of space and that with all his technological advances he was still unable to obtain a ship that was able to encapsulate his tiny, fragile baby body. Once you swallow that pill, it's easy to imagine what adventures a speechless, albeit cute enough, baby would be able to embark upon. Maybe he'll save a planet of pillows from a terrible nap monster. Perhaps he will drink too much milk and shitpoop himself after he threw up all over your shoulder and then rubs his hands in the shitpoop as you are trying to change the diaper but that little ingrate won't listen when you say, "Keep your hands away, honey" but he just dives right in there with his little fingers. GROSS! In conclusion, if you value sanity, self-respect and sleep, don't have kids.