- Stan Smith: [In his new accent] In the future America gets taken over by Mexico and Canada
- Stan Smith: A great nation defeated by an army of gardeners and boring people
- Francine Smith: [If believing she ripped up the contract Stan signed to become a robot] The refrigerator manual
- Stan Smith: I'm still Stan
- Stan Smith: What about all the sexy coupons at the end? You two did the Tennessee Logjammer! Where are the other two guys? And did you at least put my ladder back?