The Simpsons (TV Series)

Million Dollar Maybe (2010)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Man in Line, Krusty the Clown, Barney Gumble, Uncle Sam, Old Man

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : With you at my side, this toast will do just what it's supposed to: steal focus from the bride.

• Homer Simpson : Here I have all this money, and I can't even use it to help the woman who gave birth to me.

  Barney Gumble : Why don't you buy stuff for your family and leave it where they can find it?

  Homer Simpson : That's brilliant! Just for that, you can help yourself to anything from this tree.

  Barney Gumble : But that's not the money tree.

  Homer Simpson : This is the tree where I hide my adult magazines.

  [Barney reaches inside, pulls out issues of The Economist] 

  Barney Gumble : Whoa!

• Bart Simpson : You should treat yourself. You work hard for us, or at least you're out a lot.

  Homer Simpson : You're right. I have been acting like Telethon Jerry Lewis, when I should have been acting like rest-of-the-year Jerry Lewis.

• Moe Szyslak : Not so fast. Don't forget my cut.

  Homer Simpson : What cut?

  Moe Szyslak : Oh, I just go around saying that hoping it's applicable. Well, off I go again.

• Bart Simpson : Question: who says potahto?

  Homer Simpson : Songwriters who are stuck on lyrics.

• Lisa Simpson : I can buy a digital converter for you.

  Grampa Abraham Simpson : Great! You can use the money we would have given to televangelists.

  Lisa Simpson : That's a lot of money. How long has the TV been out?

  Jasper : Ten minutes.

• Lenny Leonard : Homer's got a girlfriend!

  Homer Simpson : She's not my girlfriend. She's a girl I used to go out with and then married who used to be my friend.

• Homer Simpson : Could you use someone like me in your band?

  Chris Martin : Sure, Homer. Come on up, you can play tambourine.

  Homer Simpson : I said someone like me, I didn't say me.