- Constable George Crabtree: I'm think I might introduce Effie to my family.
- Constable Henry Higgins: You don't have a family.
- Constable George Crabtree: Yes, I do. Higgins, my aunts!
- Constable Henry Higgins: Aren't most of them on the lam?
- Constable George Crabtree: Perhaps two of them. Or perhaps three of them. I think there's a warrant out for Fern... again.
- Dr. Julia Ogden: I've never laid eyes on him before in my life. So, Detective, are you going to arrest me?
- Detective William Murdoch: No, Julia, this is a formality. I do have to follow procedure and ask you a few questions.
- Dr. Julia Ogden: Of course, I'd expect no less. But, should I not be in handcuffs?
- Detective William Murdoch: Julia!