Garfield and Friends (TV Series)

The Best Policy/Snow Wade and the 77 Dwarfs: Part 2/Fishy Feline (1993)

Stan Freberg: Al, Schlocko Insurance Agent

Quotes 

• [Jon collapses after looking at the estimate on his repairs] 

  Priest : Give him air! Give the man some air!

  Al : Uh, sorry, heh. We don't have full service. He'll have to get his own air.

• Al : Uh, yeah, pal, uh, what can I do for you?

  Jon Arbuckle : Uh, I had a little accident. I'd like to get my car here fixed.

  [stunned, the repairman walks over to Jon's wrecked car] 

  Al : You... You want to pay me... to fix this?

  Jon Arbuckle : That's right. Do you think it'll be very expensive?

  Al : Very expensive? Nah. But could you excuse me a second? Uh, I have to make a phone call.

  [chuckles and runs over to the telephone] 

  Al : That's right, Blanche. W-We can afford to buy that new house now. Right, and... and send the kids to college, and... and your parents can have that trip to Europe. And buy yourself that gold watch you always wanted. Listen, buy five! We're rich! Rich! I'll talk to you later!

  [hangs up and walks back to Jon] 

  Al : Uh, now where were we? Uh, oh, right. No, I don't think it will cost a lot.