"Boardwalk Empire" Family Limitation (TV Episode 2010) - Kelly Macdonald as Margaret Schroeder

Lucy Danziger : [on Nucky] They raised him a good Catholic boy. And every once in a while, he starts thinking he might go to Hell and that he'd better change his ways before it's too late. But all I gotta do is this...

[pouts seductively]

Lucy Danziger : ... and this...

[spreads her legs]

Lucy Danziger : ... and then he doesn't feel so Catholic anymore.

Margaret Schroeder : When I was a girl in Ireland, a raggedy man would come around every spring with a little Bantam rooster. He'd trained it to peck out "The Mountains of Mourne" on a toy piano strung off his chest.

Lucy Danziger : So?

Margaret Schroeder : Well... the first year he came, we all of us, the girls in that place, we thought it magical. The second year, we laughed behind our hands at the odd man and his tatters, and the third year we didn't even go, because "The Mountains of Mourne" was all that little rooster could ever do.

Lucy Danziger : So what's the point?

Margaret Schroeder : That maybe your cunny... isn't quite the draw you think it is.
Enoch 'Nucky' Thompson : These show people... some of them are a lot of fun.

Margaret Schroeder : Houdini's brother... Does he escape from things as well?

Enoch 'Nucky' Thompson : I'll bet he escapes from the check.
Margaret Schroeder : A man has made me an offer.

Mrs. McGarry : Of what nature? Domestic? Financial? Sexual?

Margaret Schroeder : [tentatively] Yes.

Kelly Macdonald: Margaret Schroeder