Blue Mountain State (TV Series)

Drug Olympics (2010)

Alan Ritchson: Thad Castle

Quotes 

• Thad Castle : Yes! Upper class-men win another!

  Alex Moran : You didn't even measure that one.

  Thad Castle : I measured with my dick!

• Alex Moran : Police.

  Thad Castle : What? Someone called the police! Shit! Someone called the police! Larry, police!

  Larry : POLICE!

• Thad Castle : Come on, guys! We're going to play football! No teams!

  Harmon Tedesco : Uh, I'm pretty sure you need two teams to play football, fellas, know what I'm sayin'?

• Thad Castle : The teacher's become the master.

  Harmon Tedesco : What?

  Thad Castle : I said the teacher's become the blaster.

  Harmon Tedesco : I literally have no idea what you're trying to say me right now, man.