Animaniacs (TV Series)

This Pun for Hire/Star Truck/Go Fish/Multiplication (1995)

Tress MacNeille: Dot Warner, Hello Nurse, Miss Flamiel, Barbra Streisand, Uhura, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Yakko Warner : So sister, what's your story?

  Dot Warner : Well, I was born in the wagon of a travelin' show, my mama used to dance for the money they'd throw. Papa would do what...

  Yakko Warner : Not you! Her!

  Bette Midler : [Bursting through the door, singing]  It's only one eye, but it's open!

  Yakko Warner : No, not you either. HER!

  Dot Warner : You said sister!

  Yakko Warner : All he-man detectives call women 'Sister' in the politically unaware decades preceding Women's Liberation.

  [to Hello Nurse] 

  Yakko Warner : So sister

  [to Dot] 

  Yakko Warner : who's really not my sister but I'm just CALLING sister...

• Yakko Warner : Tell us, where did you last see your boss?

  Hello Nurse : In the Mambo Room at the Tropicombo Club. A band was playing Latin dance music. I was with the doctor, he mumbled something. The band had a big dumb guy playing drums and everyone was dancing under a pole, then the doctor vanished.

  Yakko Warner : Now, lemme get this straight: He muttered some mumbo-jumbo during the Combo Samba in the Mambo at the Tropicombo. Then there was a jumbo dumbo playing the limbo on the bongos and then he was gone?

  Hello Nurse : That is absolutely correct!

• Minerva Mink : Never mind that. Just give me the bird.

  Dot Warner : We can't; this is a family show.

• Hello Nurse : I claim this statue in the name of Gulf and Western.

  Minerva Mink : I claim it in the name of Rupert Murdoch.

  Ralph the Guard : Uh, by gad, sir. I claim it in the name of Matsu... I mean, Mateshootie... uh... for Seagram's.

  Yakko Warner : Ah, I've got it. The mink is working for Fox, the pair of legs is working for Paramount, and the guy who needs rehearsal's working for Universal!

  Dot Warner : [dryly]  Thank you, Dr. Seuss.

• Yakko Warner : Now about our fee.

  Hello Nurse : I'm prepared to pay well.

  Yakko Warner : Fine. We only ask one thing.

  Hello Nurse : What's that?

  Yakko Warner : Never put us on opposite '60 Minutes'; we'll get creamed.

• Yakko Warner : You were about to describe a caper.

  Hello Nurse : Well, it's a little green pickled thing sometimes found in salads.

  Yakko Warner : That is absolutely correct!

• Yakko Warner : Tell her what she's won!

  Wakko Warner : [jumps in her arms]  Another date with me!

  Hello Nurse : Why do I get all the booby prizes?

  Dot Warner : I'm not even gonna touch that one.

• Minerva Mink : Stay back, I'm packin' a heater.

  [opens a briefcase, revealing a literal heater] 

  Dot Warner : Ya can't argue with that; it's too stupid.