Quotes
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Robin : [clears his throat] Mrs. Cooper, Alison. Given the season, which is ridiculous anyway, we got tree in the front room, and the guy with the beard come down the chimney...
Mary : [clears her throat] We have decided to gift the land, and house thereon, to you and the man one, on a long-term loan, for a period of
[Robin shakes his head and shrugs]
Mary : as long as you likes.
Alison Cooper : So you're going to give a house that you don't have to the people who already own it?
Mary : Exactly.
Alison Cooper : Okay, yeah, deal.
[shakes hands with each and they gag]
Alison Cooper : Pleasure doing business with you.
Mary : Well, we showed her.
Robin : Oh, yeah.
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Robin : [clears his throat] Mrs. Cooper.
Mary : Al'son. There be a field yonder that doth lie fallow.
Robin : But is nice. Is very nice.
Alison Cooper : Guys, please.
Mary : We is proposing that you and the him one go live on it, and we has the house.
Alison Cooper : Fine.
Mary : What?
Alison Cooper : Okay, right then. We have building stuff in order of urgency, or the walls will fall down. Then we have utilities, cos I assume you want your lights on, do you, Robin? The TV license, cos you'd be lost without "Loose Women," Mary. And the gas bill. So...
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Robin : [clears his throat] Mrs. Cooper. I've been talk at my lawyer about how long house been on my land and she tell me I's gots rights.
Mary : He's gots rights, Alison.
Robin : Me cut to chase. We do munch the numbers and by my calculators, you owe me back rent of...
Mary : It's quizillion pounds and five shillings.
Alison Cooper : Well, you've just made that number up, and you can't spend money, so...
Mary : [indistinct conversation] Right. We'll get back to you then.
Robin : Yeah.
