Gossip Girl (TV Series)

It's a Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad World (2010)

Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen

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Quotes 

• Serena van der Woodsen : All right, I'm heading to my Mom's for breakfast.

  Nate Archibald : Hey, hey, hey. You've been coming in late and leaving early all week. I'm starting to feel cheap.

  [kisses her] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : Ooh, I'm sorry I haven't been around much lately. It's just, with everything going so well with my Dad...

  Nate Archibald : Hey, Serena... no worries, okay?

  [they hug] 

  Nate Archibald : Look, I love being your crash pad, but... you know, maybe if you moved in with your Mom while she's getting her treatment?

  Serena van der Woodsen : And have to see Jenny's lying face first thing in the morning? No, thank you.

  [a shapely girl comes waltzing in, slipping off her high-heeled shoes] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : This is not the same girl Chuck came home with last night.

• Serena van der Woodsen : Well, at least he's been honored. I've never been honored. I did win a contest once at boarding school, and I think there was a plaque, but... I'm not sure that really counts.

  Jenny Humphrey : What kind of contest?

  Serena van der Woodsen : [to shut her up:]  It was for drinking hot chocolate at the winter fair.

  William van der Woodsen : I had a buddy that went to Exeter. The stories he tells would make Keith Richards blush.

  Serena van der Woodsen : [looks down]  Yeah, well, uhm, I wasn't really into the party scene. I was there more for the academics.

  [causing Jenny to look up sharply] 

  William van der Woodsen : Sounds like you've made some great choices, Serena. I'm glad. The bad ones have a way of... following you.

  [Serena looks down guiltily] 

  Jenny Humphrey : [to Serena]  You know, I've never heard that hot chocolate story.

  [shakes her head] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : [snaps]  You know, there are a lot of stories going around.

  Jenny Humphrey : True, but I did hear this one. My ex-boyfriend went to boarding school with Serena and he tells a great one...

  [Serena looks uncomfortable] 

  Jenny Humphrey : about her and his teacher one night at a, uh, bed and breakfast.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Jenny!

  Jenny Humphrey : Although I'm sure they were just studying. You know, like she says, she was all about the academics.