American Reunion (2012)
Rebecca De Mornay: Rachel - Finch's Mom
Quotes
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[Finch's Mom and Stifler are having sex]
Steve Stifler : Oh, take those off!
Rachel - Finch's Mom : We shouldn't be doing this.
Steve Stifler : Yes, we should!
Rachel - Finch's Mom : Oh, Stifler!
Steve Stifler : Oh, Finch's Mom!
Steve Stifler : Call me the Stifmeister!
Rachel - Finch's Mom : Yeah, you are the Stifmeister!
Steve Stifler : Oh, Finch's Mom!
Steve Stifler : Tell me I'm the best!
Rachel - Finch's Mom : You are the best!
Steve Stifler : Oh, Finch's Mom!
Rachel - Finch's Mom : Yes! Yes!
Steve Stifler : Oh, your son's such a dork!
Rachel - Finch's Mom : Stop talking about him!
[Finch's Mom screams]
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Rachel - Finch's Mom : Excuse me.
Steve Stifler : Hi.
Rachel - Finch's Mom : Hi.
Rachel - Finch's Mom : I'm looking for Paul Finch. Have you seen him anywhere?
Steve Stifler : What do you want with Finch?
Rachel - Finch's Mom : I'm here to pick him up. I'm his mom.
Steve Stifler : [Stifler looks excited] Finch has a mom?
Steve Stifler : I mean, you're Finch's mom?
Rachel - Finch's Mom : Yeah, are you a friend of his?
Steve Stifler : Oh, yeah. Paul is like my best friend. I love him so much. More now than ever before. In fact, I can't believe we haven't met. I'm Steve Stifler.
[Rachel and Stifler shake hands, then Stifler kisses Rachel's hand]
Rachel - Finch's Mom : I'm Rachel.
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Rachel - Finch's Mom : You know, when I was in high school, I dated a lacrosse player. In fact, I dated a few of them.
Steve Stifler : You don't say.
Rachel - Finch's Mom : I always wanted Paul to be more into sports. But, he was just never that interested.
Steve Stifler : You don't have to sugarcoat it. Finch was a klutz.
Rachel - Finch's Mom : [Rachel laughs] Yeah, I guess he was, but he did not get that from me. I was head cheerleader.
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Rachel - Finch's Mom : [1:41:24] If there's anything I learned from lacrosse players, it's that I like to handle a stick and cradle those balls.
Steve Stifler : [Excitedly] I love you.
Rachel - Finch's Mom : Are you ready for me, Stifler?