The Simpsons (TV Series)

Stealing First Base (2010)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Wendell Borton, Ralph Wiggum, Boy #3, Twin Boy, Teeter Totter Girl

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Quotes 

• Miss Hoover : There was a mix up with your tests. You actually got an A triple-plus. The F belonged to Ralph.

  Ralph Wiggum : I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.

• Bart Simpson : I need to talk to you about man stuff.

  Homer Simpson : Talk to grandpa. He used to be a man.

  Bart Simpson : He did?

  Grampa Simpson : [Struggling to peel a banana]  Come on, give up the goods, you yellow devil!

• Kevin the Blind Boy : Nelson, now that the ban has been lifted, let me touch your face so that I can see how you really are.

  [Feels Nelson's face] 

  Kevin the Blind Boy : Hey, I said your face, not your butt.

  Nelson Muntz : Aw, you're comfortable enough to mock me.

  [Punches Kevin] 

  Nelson Muntz : That's for mocking me!

  Kevin the Blind Boy : Nelson, your punch has restored my vision! I can see again!

  Nelson Muntz : Really?

  Kevin the Blind Boy : Ha-ha!

  Nelson Muntz : The student has become the master.

• Bart Simpson : I don't get you. You're hot, you're cold, you're hot... what is your deal?

  Nikki McKenna : You have a lot to learn about women, and I'm not going to tell you.

  Bart Simpson : Oh, I give up. Smell you later.

  [as he walks away, Nikki runs to him and kisses him on the cheek, then walks away] 

  Bart Simpson : I love you!

• Bart Simpson : Where's Mrs. K?

  Principal Skinner : Mrs. Krabappel went to Idaho. Turns out the people sent to rescue her sister from a cult turned out to be an even worse cult.

  Bart Simpson : So who's taking her place? Me, I hope.

  Principal Skinner : No, not you. Never you.