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Quotes
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P.J. Franklin : [about Mike's birthday] What is this, uh, thirty...?
Mike Callahan : I will be turning, ah, thirty-five.
Kenny Morittori : Ooooo!
Brendan Dorff : Gross!
Bobby Newman : Dude, I think that officially makes you the old man of the group.
Mike Callahan : Not so fast. Grandpa here is thirty-six.
Kenny Morittori : Thirty-five and three quarters.
Mike Callahan : You don't look a day over fifty.
Kenny Morittori : You don't act a day over twelve.
Brendan Dorff : Old man fight! Old man fight! Old man fight!
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Stephanie Layne : You are never gonna guess what I'm doing tomorrow.
Brendan Dorff : Going fishing.
Bobby Newman : Driving to St. Louis.
Mike Callahan : Creating a beautiful glass menagerie.
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Bobby Newman : What's the Vince Vaughn movie?
Stephanie Layne : Dog trainers who fall in love at the dog show, and it's called, um...
Brendan Dorff : "Shih Tzu Happens."
Kenny Morittori : "Legal Beagles."
Brendan Dorff : Doesn't even make any sense, man. Why would the dogs be lawyers?
Kenny Morittori : I don't know. "Shih Tzu Happens" makes sense?
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Bobby Newman : You are not gonna BELIEVE what I've been dealing with.
Brendan Dorff : Flat tire.
Kenny Morittori : Buffalo stampede.
Mike Callahan : Creating a beautiful glass menagerie.
Stephanie Layne : [to Mike] See more than one play.
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Mike Callahan : You know what I want for my birthday? Just for one day, I would like you to be nice to me.
Kenny Morittori : How 'bout I get you a hip replacement and a bucket of fiber?
Brendan Dorff : Old man fight! Old man fight!
