- Frank Neuschaefer: I love Chicago! I lived in the city. I had a great job. Awesome little condo on the Chicago River. Gave it all up to follow my dreams... and I'm still chasing my dreams. My name is Frank, I'm 30 years old from Chicago, Illinois. I used to be a merger acquisition consultant working for a billion dollar multi-national firm. Just wasn't fulfilled. It wasn't making me happy.
- [Clip of him in street in front of building talking to strangers]
- Frank Neuschaefer: Sir, I used to work in that building. Can you imagine me in that building?
- [by himself]
- Frank Neuschaefer: Now, I'm actually an inspiring screenwriter. 'Tis but a dream. So I moved back home with my parents writing scripts. Passion is so much more important than money without a doubt and definitely need that in a girl and it's hard to find.
- [When Interviewer tells him the Bachelorette is Ali]
- Frank Neuschaefer: The Bachelorette is Ali. No $%#@! Oh my god! You swear to God? Here we go! I am Beyond Excited.
- [Jumping from bed and flipping]
- Frank Neuschaefer: Wooh! I love you Ali. It's all for you Babe!
- [doing pushups]
- Frank Neuschaefer: I'm gonna win her heart. I am. She's gonna fall in love with me and I'm gonna fall in love with her. We're gonna get married. That's what's gonna happen.
- Ali Fedotowsky - The Bachelorette: At the end of this, I'm hoping I am standing at some amazing place with tears in my eyes and I'm looking at one man down on one knee asking me to be his wife. That would be pretty amazing. God, I'd better have water proof mascara on that day.
- Chris Lambton: My name is Chris. I'm 32 and from Cape Cod, Massachusetts. I was a high school math teacher many years and I moved to New York and ended up living there for five years teaching New York City public school. My mom was ill, so the decision to leave New York and move back to the Cape was a no-brainer. My mom meant so much to me that it was really difficult to be that far away. If I didn't come home to be with my mom for the last year and a half of her life, I would have been kicking myself for the rest of my life. Family is number one. I can get a job anywhere, doing anything. I'm not worried about that. But, y'know, family- I could never get another mom. As soon as she passed away, I know now that life is so fleeting and so short, love is the only reality. Simple. Right? I need that perfect soul mate. That's the one void in my life right now and, hopefully, that void will be filled by Ali.
- Roberto Martinez: [Seen shaving with shirt off] Tonight's the night. I'm excited to meet Ali.
- [dressed]
- Roberto Martinez: Ali's beautiful.
- Chris Lambton: [about Ali] She was the only one I wanted and she was crying in the hallway, she looked like she needed a hug and Jake, like, didn't do anything and I was, like, you moron.
- Chris Lambton: [after initial greeting out of limo] I'm so excited to get that out of the way. For three days, I've been, like, talking to a wall. 'Hi Ali, good to meet you.'