Wingin' It (TV Series)

Big Hairy Deal (2010)

Dylan Everett: Carl Montclaire

Quotes 

• Carl Montclaire : Good morning. Welcome to class. I'm Mr. Becker, uh, your substitute teacher.

  [clears his throat to make his voice darker] 

  Carl Montclaire : Uh, substitute teacher. The beard probably tipped you off. And the 'Mr' part.

• Carl Montclaire : This is where we separate the boys from the... boys with beards.

• Carl Montclaire : [as Mr. Becker to himself]  You sort of remind me of myself... before I had this beard.

• Angela Montclaire : Have we met before? You look strangely familiar.

  Carl Montclaire : Oh, I get that a lot, Mom... Mooom of Carl.