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"Modern Family" Mother Tucker (TV Episode 2010) Poster

(TV Series)

(2010)

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Alex Dunphy: Dumb guys go for dumb girls and smart guys go for dumb girls. What do smart girls get?

Phil Dunphy: Cats, mostly.

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David: You know, a lot of scientists are women.

Haley Dunphy: But they're all fat, right?

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Haley Dunphy: [after breaking up with Dylan] I miss him.

Phil Dunphy: Yeah. He was your first real boyfriend.

Haley Dunphy: I keep expecting him to show up. He used to come by at night and I'd sneak out to see him.

Phil Dunphy: Yeah, I know.

Haley Dunphy: You knew?

Phil Dunphy: His car's thirty years old and doesn't have a muffler. And he honked.

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Busboy: [about Dylan and his "date", Phil] They were talking about going to Graceland together.

Haley Dunphy: He only wants to go because he thinks it's an amusement park!

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Cameron Tucker: Mom hasn't gotten here yet.

Mitchell Pritchett: Is she driving her jalopie, or did she take one of them new flying machines?

Cameron Tucker: Missouri is more cosmopolitan than you give it credit for. It's got a very vibrant cowboy poetry scene.

Mitchell Pritchett: You're not making the point you think you're making.

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Haley Dunphy: Don't play dumb with me!

Dylan: I never play dumb!

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