Castle (TV Series)

Almost Famous (2010)

Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle

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Quotes 

• [examining victim dressed as a police officer] 

  Kate Beckett : He's from the 116th in Queens. This is an old-style badge, though.

  Richard Castle : Oh, maybe he's old school. Didn't want to give up the badge he built his career on.

  Lanie Parish : Castle, he's mid-20s.

  Richard Castle : You ever heard of a brilliant doctor named Doogie Howser?

• Hans Von Mannschaft : [with a heavy accent]  Derek... was a little bitch. Do you know how many hours he spent rehearsing our Privates of the Caribbean routine? Hmm?

  [Beckett shakes her head no] 

  Hans Von Mannschaft : Zero. He was all artsy-fartsy with his acting auditions this and play rehearsals that. Hans Von Mannschaft is the one doing the real work out there every night.

  Richard Castle : [laughing]  Hans Von Mannschaft? That's a hell of a stage name.

  Hans Von Mannschaft : I'll have you know I come from a long line of *proud* Von Mannschafts.

  Kate Beckett : And have any of them served time for murder?

  Hans Von Mannschaft : [dropping his accent]  Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Murder?

  Richard Castle : Careful, Hans. Your New Jersey is starting to show.

• [Castle and Beckett at a male strip club] 

  Richard Castle : I can't believe you got dressed up for this... Tell me again why Ryan and Esposito couldn't come with you?

  Kate Beckett : We all agreed as Volunteer Assistant Homicide Detective, you could really sink your teeth into this avenue of investigation... And they called "not it."

  Richard Castle : You know, ever since I've been following you, I've been dreaming of the day that you'd say "Let's go the strip club and get this dirtbag." I just never imagined it would feel like this.

  Kate Beckett : Let me know if you need any singles.

• Richard Castle : Ladies, I am not a stripper, though I can understand how you'd make that mistake.

• [at morgue, looking at the victim, a male stripper] 

  Richard Castle : He's not that handsome. You want my opinion, 300 bucks an hour... a little steep.

  Lanie Parish : As the person in this room that's seen everything under the sheet... bargin.

• Richard Castle : You know, Mother... I think you're a really good influence on Alexis.

  Martha Rodgers : What's with you, kiddo? Fever? Delirium?

• [last lines] 

  Richard Castle : I am proud of you for trying.

  Richard Castle : Thanks, Dad. And there's a silver lining. After the announcement, the drama teacher offered me stage manager. It's way more my style and I get to keep all my after-school clubs.

  Richard Castle : My little overachiever. Well, congratulations on not getting the part.

  Alexis Castle : Mm! Smells good.

  Richard Castle : Come and help me. Wash up. Let me take your coat. You can chop these up...