Quotes
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Jacob Ben Israel : Rachel! How do you respond to rumors that you are incredibly difficult to work with?
Finn Hudson : Well, as her boyfriend, I can answer that.
Rachel Berry : We've been dating all summer.
Finn Hudson : Rachel's what you would call a 'controllist'.
Rachel Berry : I-I'm controlling, 'controllist' isn't a word.
Finn Hudson : Oh.
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Jacob Ben Israel : Will Schuester, how do you respond to a recent post on my blog saying your Glee Club song selections sound like they come from a drag queen's iPod.
Will Schuester : Well, I try to do something for everybody. 25 % showtunes, 25 % hip hop, 25 % classic rock...
Jacob Ben Israel : And 100 % gay.
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Jacob Ben Israel : [to Rachel] When are you slated to make the triumph that return to the Shire?
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Jacob Ben Israel : How was your summer?
Santana Lopez : My eyes are up here, Jewfro. And it was uneventful.
Brittany S. Pierce : People thought I went on vacation, but actually I spent the summer lost in the sewers.
