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Jacob Ben Israel : Rachel! How do you respond to rumors that you are incredibly difficult to work with?
Finn Hudson : Well, as her boyfriend, I can answer that.
Rachel Berry : We've been dating all summer.
Finn Hudson : Rachel's what you would call a 'controllist'.
Rachel Berry : I-I'm controlling, 'controllist' isn't a word.
Finn Hudson : Oh.
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Will Schuester : [in Sue's office] Wait... Are you serious? Finn?
Sue Sylvester : My eyes are still burning.
Finn Hudson : [in the gym] I'm Finn Hudson and I'd like to audition for the Cheerios.
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Finn Hudson : Being gay isn't a handicap, Artie.
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Rachel Berry : I'll never break up with you.
Finn Hudson : Me neither.
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Rachel Berry : Well, I hate to break it to you, but it doesn't look like anyone gonna be joining us, so I think we should just call it a day.
Will Schuester : We said 3:00 to 5:00. It's only 4:58.
Finn Hudson : Just wait. My buddy Sam's gonna try out. He totally idolizes me.
Kurt Hummel : [as they all start to leave] Oh, face it, Finn. You're no longer the quarterback. You're not the Pied Piper anymore. No one's gonna follow you around thinking everything you do is cool.
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Finn Hudson : So, Sam, tell us about yourself.
Sam Evans : My name's Sam Evans. I like comic books, sports. I'm dyslexic, so my grades aren't that good, but... I'm working on it.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Dude, your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there?
Sam Evans : I don't... know. I've never had any balls in my mouth. Have you?
Finn Hudson : [quietly to Artie] I like this kid.
Artie Abrams : I like his confidence, but the Bieber cut's gotta go.
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Finn Hudson : Dude, I'm sympathetic for you. I just don't see you on the football team.
Artie Abrams : Imagine you were pushing me in this big hunk of metal down the field at full speed. The centrifugal force would be too much to stop. I'd be like a medieval battering ram.
Finn Hudson : Dude, you'd be like a human cannonball. That would be awesome!
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Rachel Berry : What did they say?
Finn Hudson : Well, I talked 'em out of giving you a Code Red. They were pissed, and they had the right to be. What you did was bad, Rachel. We could have used Sunshine to beat Vocal Adrenaline, and now they're just that much stronger.
Rachel Berry : Just do it already.
Finn Hudson : What?
Rachel Berry : Break up with me. Okay, we both knew it was just a matter of time.
Finn Hudson : I think you're forgetting I'm not the quarterback anymore. I'm just another Glee loser now. Fact is, you should be breaking up with me.
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Finn Hudson : Hey, Coach, uh, this is Artie. He'd like to try out for the team.
Shannon Beiste : You screwing with me?
Finn Hudson : No. No. Absolutely not. Uh, see, we figured that if I push him down the field fast enough, the centrifugal...
Artie Abrams : [correcting his pronounciation] Centrifugal force.
Finn Hudson : Centrifugal force.
Shannon Beiste : You're out.
Finn Hudson : Wait. What?
Shannon Beiste : You're off the team, cut, out! You come in here pushing a kid in a wheelchair, making me look like some kind of monster because I have to tell him he can't play?
Finn Hudson : No. No, that's not what was going on here. Artie?
Artie Abrams : I really want to play.
[sheepishly]
Artie Abrams : I want my girlfriend back, and I want abs.
Finn Hudson : Yeah, he's like a human battering ram, like... like... Braveheart.
Shannon Beiste : You know what? I don't like being screwed with! Do you understand me?
Finn Hudson : Dude, you're totally overreacting.
Shannon Beiste : [insulted] Dude? Get the hell out of my locker room!
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Finn Hudson : [voiceover] I was really excited about my Glee Club recruit poster design. I made it super masculine, just like these pamphlets I saw some Army guys passing out at a daycare center. Then I heard something.
[in the locker room, he overhears Sam singing "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"]
Finn Hudson : It was this new transfer kid. I saw him tapping his foot when we busted it out in the courtyard the day before. I would've joined in with a kick-ass harmony, but the dude was naked.
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Will Schuester : Okay, I'm really happy that you guys have all bonded. The problem is that all of this negative stuff is keeping other students from auditioning.
Tina Cohen-Chang : Good. Why do we need new members?
Will Schuester : Well, since Matt transfered, we only have eleven members, and if we want to go to nationals, if we want to beat Vocal Adrenaline, we have to go from a small rebel force to a giant wall of sound.
Rachel Berry : Yeah, Mr. Schuester's right, you guys. You didn't see Vocal Adrenaline at regionals. They were epic. We're gonna need more voices in order to beat them.
Finn Hudson : Yeah. I'm with Rachel on this one.
Brittany S. Pierce : Gross.
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Rachel Berry : Performing is my life. And yes, do I have opinions about it? Does my need to constantly express those opinions annoy my fellow Glee Clubbers?
Finn Hudson : Yes.
[realizing what he said]
Finn Hudson : That was out loud, wasn't it?
