The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Spaghetti Catalyst (2010)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : Whatever you do, don't let him near Goofy. He'll have nightmares and I'll be the one having to deal with it.
Penny : What's his problem with Goofy?
Leonard Hofstadter : You got me. He's fine with Pluto.
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Leonard Hofstadter : What about you, Raj?
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, so now that you have no choice you want to hang out with me?
Leonard Hofstadter : Raj, we always hang out.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, please. You know I'm the one you call when no one else will. If we were the Justice League, I'd be Aquaman.
Howard Wolowitz : I wish you were Aquaman. Then you could retrieve my mother from the old lady tank.
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Raj Koothrappali : Do you think she's really doing that, or is it Photoshopped?
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't think Martha Stewart was ever naked with a bunch of fat Japanese guys.
Raj Koothrappali : You don't know that. Prison changes people.
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Penny : He's such an angel when he's asleep.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah. Shame he has to wake up.
Penny : I think we can do it.
Leonard Hofstadter : Smother Sheldon in his sleep? Wouldn't that be wrong?
Penny : No, be friends. You and me.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh. Sure. Absolutely.
Penny : Good. I'm glad.
Leonard Hofstadter : Here's an idea. I'm just throwing it out there, friends who have sex.
Penny : Good night, Leonard.
Leonard Hofstadter : Good night.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Tell me why you woke me up or I swear to God I will kill you.
Sheldon Cooper : Do you really think death threats are an appropriate way to begin this conversation? Sometimes your lack of social skills astonishes me.
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Leonard Hofstadter : When you say "seeing Penny", what exactly does that mean?
Sheldon Cooper : We had dinner last night. She made spaghetti with little hot dogs cut up in the sauce. Well, little hot dog. I had to give the other five hot dogs to a real dog. A real big dog. A hellhound. Tangential to the main story. Let me backtrack.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Why did you eat dinner with us?
Sheldon Cooper : I didn't want you guys to feel bad. Howard had informed me that my allegiance be to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money.
Leonard Hofstadter : Are you sure he didn't say bros before hos?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, I changed the phrasing so as not to offend the hos.
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Raj Koothrappali : Hey, Leonard?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah?
Raj Koothrappali : I haven't had sex in a year.
Leonard Hofstadter : Where are you going with this, Raj?
Raj Koothrappali : Don't flatter yourself, dude.