The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Spaghetti Catalyst (2010)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : Here's a question, Howard. Don't you think you're going to Hell for eating sweet-and-sour pork?
Howard Wolowitz : Jews don't have Hell. We have acid reflux.
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Raj Koothrappali : Sure, he's over it. That's why he's been trying to invent that memory wiping device from "Men in Black".
Sheldon Cooper : Is he making any progress? Because I'd like to erase Ben Affleck as Daredevil.
Howard Wolowitz : So would Ben Affleck.
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Leonard Hofstadter : What about you, Raj?
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, so now that you have no choice you want to hang out with me?
Leonard Hofstadter : Raj, we always hang out.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, please. You know I'm the one you call when no one else will. If we were the Justice League, I'd be Aquaman.
Howard Wolowitz : I wish you were Aquaman. Then you could retrieve my mother from the old lady tank.
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Raj Koothrappali : Do you think she's really doing that, or is it Photoshopped?
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't think Martha Stewart was ever naked with a bunch of fat Japanese guys.
Raj Koothrappali : You don't know that. Prison changes people.
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Raj Koothrappali : Do you think the elastic woman in The Incredibles needs to use birth control or can she just be a diaphragm?
Howard Wolowitz : Well, that's it. We're officially out of things to talk about.
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Raj Koothrappali : Hey, Leonard?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah?
Raj Koothrappali : I haven't had sex in a year.
Leonard Hofstadter : Where are you going with this, Raj?
Raj Koothrappali : Don't flatter yourself, dude.