The Simpsons (TV Series)

A Midsummer's Nice Dreams (2011)

Cheech Marin: Cheech Marin

Quotes 

• Cheech Marin : How would you like to be the new Chong?

  Homer Simpson : Could I meet Dave?

  Cheech Marin : There is no Dave.

  Homer Simpson : Then could I meet Don Johnson?

  Cheech Marin : It would be easier for you to meet Dave.

• Homer Simpson : When do we go on wacky adventures?

  Cheech Marin : That's just the movies, man.

  Homer Simpson : Can we at least get some French fries?

  Cheech Marin : Too high in trans-fats.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, stop speaking Spanish!

• Cheech Marin : homer real need to focus on the act cause some of our fans are getting out of rehab and they are more criticial now.

• Homer Simpson : I can't believe I'm in Cheech and Chong's van, the van made out of weed!

  Cheech Marin : This van is not made of weed.

  Homer Simpson : Then what's it made of? Hash? 'Shrooms? Lysergic acid diethylamide?

  Cheech Marin : No, the van is just made out of... van.

  Homer Simpson : Ohhh!

• Cheech Marin : dont say name chong to me homer now you drive cause im going to black out his face with from the shirts with the markers.