- Penn Jillette: Because, when he...
- Teller: Quiet! You talk on-stage. I talk off-stage. That was the curse the witch put on us.
- Homer Simpson: Marge, how much do they pay us for doing this?
- Marge Simpson: Actually, we pay them for each peach we take home.
- Homer Simpson: What the...? First I work, then I pay, then I have to eat fruit? Why was I ever born?
- The Great Raymondo: I got this phone for subscribing to Psychic Monthly, and then, I canceled the subscription. They never saw it coming.
- [chuckles]
- The Great Raymondo: Magic is about mystery, illusion, pulling rabbits out of hats! Presto!
- [pulls rabbit skeleton out of hat]
- The Great Raymondo: Oh...
- Lisa Simpson: Ew.
- The Great Raymondo: Today's lesson: feed your props.
- Nelson Muntz: God, if you don't bring my Lisa back safe,
- [shakes fist]
- Nelson Muntz: ants will burn tonight.