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Quotes
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Bender : Oh, God! Shield your eyes! It's like Edward James Olmos on IMAX!
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Bender : Hi. I'm Bender, this is my robot Bender, and this is my other robot Bender.
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Philip J. Fry : Man, I wish we had a robot to do stuff.
Bender : I know, right?
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Philip J. Fry : [slurring drunkenly] Blunder, you're the only one who's sober. You gotta do something.
Bender : Haven't I done enough already?
Philip J. Fry : Please, stop the monster. Just do that one thing.
Bender : Make it zero and you've got a deal.
Philip J. Fry : What if I folded the Professor's sweaters for you?
Bender : Both of them? You mean you'll do two things and I only have to do one thing?
Philip J. Fry : Yeah, to save the world.
Bender : [chuckling to himself] Sucker.
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Bender : Legion of Benders, come unto me! We have one thing to do.
Bender Clones : Screw that!
Bender : Oh, come on, you lazy jerks! If we all pitch in, we each only have to do one-quintillionth of a thing.
Bender Clones : [sigh] All right.
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Bender : Hey, oh! You want me to do two things? Eh, I'd call my lawyer if dialing the phone wasn't such a hassle.
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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : I was lying here snoozing, dreaming, oddly enough, about bathing in champagne with six of the world's most distinguished scientists, when suddenly I realized my bathwater has been transformed into alcohol.
Bender : Alcohol?
[Tastes water from brush]
Bender : Oooee!
[Picks up bathtub and drinks from drain]
Philip J. Fry : Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Bender : It's like fine cognac with a hint of aged scrotum.
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Unattractive Giant Monster : All I wanted was to apologize to you people! But now I have to kill you!
Bender : How, by making me look at you?
Unattractive Giant Monster : No, by making you look at... my momma!
[Shows picture to Bender, who recoils in horror]
Bender : Augh! Your momma's so ugly!
Unattractive Giant Monster : I told you not to talk about my momma!
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Unattractive Giant Monster : [as he's devoured by nano-Benders] At last, I'm beautiful.
Bender : Yeah, if you're into grey dust.
