- Zapp Brannigan: My God! We're defenseless, like fish in a barrel.
- Richard Nixon's Head: Options?
- Zapp Brannigan: My instinct is to hide in this barrel, like the wily fish.
- Zapp Brannigan: Magnify that death sphere.
- [Screen zooms in on a pixelated death sphere]
- Zapp Brannigan: Why is it still blurry?
- Kif Kroker: That's all the resolution we have. Making it bigger doesn't make it clearer.
- Zapp Brannigan: It does on CSI Miami.
- Hermes Conrad: So you're saying this thing is censoring planets?
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Indeed. And we're next if we don't keep in in our collective pants. The only way to save Earth is to convince its citizens to repent their sinful ways.
- Amy Wong: [Wearing S&M gear] So the orgy is off?
- Dr. Zoidberg: Sure, but who is foolish enough to fly into what we all keep calling a death sphere?
- Richard Nixon's Head: I say Brannigan.
- Zapp Brannigan: I say no.
- Turanga Leela: I say me.
- Richard Nixon's Head: I say Leela.
- Philip J. Fry: I say no!
- Turanga Leela: I say me, again.
- Zapp Brannigan: And I shall join you.
- Turanga Leela: But it's a one-man ship.
- Zapp Brannigan: And there'll be only one man. How would you feel about me sitting tailgunner with you?
- Turanga Leela: Totally creeped out.
- Zapp Brannigan: Then it's settled!
- [as Leela and Zapp have sex]
- Philip J. Fry: For God's sake! Censor it! Censor it!
- V-Giny: Approved for all audiences!
- Philip J. Fry: Nooooo!
- Philip J. Fry: Leela should have come back by now. I wonder if she's okay?
- Bender: You never ask me if I'm okay. I'm feeling a little neglected here.
- Philip J. Fry: I'm sorry, Bender. How are you?
- Bender: Shut up!
- Philip J. Fry: The adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.
- Bender: Nope. Pubic Library.
- Turanga Leela: [to Zapp] I'd leave you to rot in this paradise if only the ship weren't destroyed!
- [realizes]
- Turanga Leela: The ship's fully functional, isn't it?
- Turanga Leela: When I woke up, I was pinned under this tree. Can you help me?
- Zapp Brannigan: If anyone can move it, I can.
- [Attempts to lift the tree, but fails]
- Zapp Brannigan: No one can move it.