- [Teddy sends her parents out on a date]
- Teddy: Alright, so you guys have fun, stay out as late as you want. But not too much fun. We have enough kids already.
- Teddy: [Teddy is making a home video meant for Charlie] Now what I'm about to show you, is kind of disturbing. So brace yourself.
- [Teddy opens the kitchen door to reveal her parents talking baby talk, despite Charlie's absence]
- Amy: Mmmm. These sammitches will be yummy-wummy.
- Bob: Yes they will, yes they will.
- Teddy: Mom and Dad have been talking like that ever since you arrived, and if it's not over soon, I'm gonna go cwazy-wazy.