Tedd Dillon: Commandant Eric Lassard

Quotes 

• Commandant Eric Lassard : You'll never get away with this. Any second now, eh, eh, this place is gonna be, eh, swarming with by boys.

  [hears a police siren coming closer] 

  Commandant Eric Lassard : See, they're always very punctial, polite, and they call their mothers every Sunday.