- Debbie Callahan: Tack, what happened to you?
- Eugene Tackleberry: I met my challenge, and he has made moose meat outta me!
- Carey Mahoney: That's impossible. Nobody beats the Tack-Man!
- Commandant Eric Lassard: You'll never get away with this. Any second now, eh, eh, this place is gonna be, eh, swarming with by boys.
- [hears a police siren coming closer]
- Commandant Eric Lassard: See, they're always very punctial, polite, and they call their mothers every Sunday.
- Debbie Callahan: But Tack, once a cop, always a cop.
- Eugene Tackleberry: Sorry, Lieutenant, but I gotta find out there's more to Eugene Tackleberry than a bike, a badge and a bazooka.
- Throttle: Nothing like a dishonest day's work for a dishonest day's pay.
- Laverne Hooks: We're not gonna let 'em get away, are we, Moses?
- Moses Hightower: Now while I wear this uniform!
- Carey Mahoney: Time to turn in our badges, Jonesy.
- Larvelle Jones: Turn them into the Professor's Enlarge-O-Shield, you mean.