The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification (2010)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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Quotes 

• Sheldon Cooper : In order to live long enough to fuse my consciousness with cybernetics, I need to change my diet.

  Penny : Wait, cybernetics is robot stuff, right?

  Sheldon Cooper : Correct.

  Penny : So you want to turn yourself into some sort of robot?

  Sheldon Cooper : Essentially, yes.

  Penny : OK, here's my question. Didn't you already do that?

• Leonard Hofstadter : How can you walk around with no money?

  Penny : I'm cute, I get by.

• [last lines] 

  Penny : What up, Shelbot?

  Sheldon Cooper : I can't get out of bed. I hurt my ankle.

  Penny : What do you want me to do?

  Penny : Sing me 'Soft Kitty'.

  Penny : Really? You want me to sing 'Soft Kitty' to a computer monitor?

  Sheldon Cooper : Would you rather come over and sing it to me in person?

  Penny : [singing]  Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...

  Sheldon Cooper : Closer to the microphone.

  Penny : Happy kitty, pretty ki...

  Sheldon Cooper : No, you have to start over.

  Penny : [singing]  Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur

  [Sheldon starts playing his recorder] 

  Penny : Happy kitty, pretty kitty, purr, purr, purr.

• Howard Wolowitz : [Raj just whispered something to him]  You're right. Penny jogs, maybe you guys can run together.

  Sheldon Cooper : That's an excellent idea! Yeah, if we chat, it will create the illusion of time going faster.

  Penny : [unimpressed]  No, it won't.

• Howard Wolowitz : What do we owe you?

  Leonard Hofstadter : It came to $28.17 Let's say six bucks apiece.

  Howard Wolowitz : [as Howard and Raj hand money over to Leonard]  There you go.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Thank you.

  [Leonard looks at Penny who has a stunned look on her face] 

  Penny : What?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Never mind, I got it.

  Penny : Oh, you wanted me to pay.

  Leonard Hofstadter : It's no big deal.

  Penny : No, no, no, you're right, we're not going out anymore. I should pay for myself.

  [Raj whispers in Howard's ear, and they start laughing] 

  Penny : What?

  Howard Wolowitz : No, he, uh, He said if he had woman parts, he'd eat for free the rest of his life.

  Penny : Yeah, but you wouldn't be able to talk to yourself.

• Howard Wolowitz : [Raj whispers in Howard's ear]  You're right. Penny jogs. Maybe you guys can run together.

  Sheldon Cooper : That's an excellent idea! If we chat, it will create the illusion of time going faster.

  Penny : [unenthused]  No, it won't. Um... hey, how does he know I jog?

  Howard Wolowitz : Oh, he watches you from his car with high-powered binoculars.

  Penny : [disgusted]  Oh, my god! That is so creepy!

  Howard Wolowitz : [mimicking Penny's tone of voice]  I know!

  [Raj whispers in Howard's ear] 

  Howard Wolowitz : And he says he's not gonna stop.

  [freaked out, Raj whispers in his ear again] 

  Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, well, then see a shrink and figure out how to talk to women.

• Penny : Have you ever run before?

  Sheldon Cooper : Certainly. I've run from bullies, dogs, angry chickens, and one particularly persistent P.E. teacher determined to bend me over and give me a scoliosis test.

• Sheldon Cooper : This may seem a little odd at first, but over time, You'll grow accustomed to dealing with me in this configuration.

  Penny : Yeah. To be honest, I don't see much difference.

• Sheldon Cooper : Where's your heart rate monitor?

  Penny : I don't have one.

  Sheldon Cooper : What about you pedometer?

  Penny : I don't have one.

  Sheldon Cooper : Do you have telematics in your shoes connected to an iPod?

  Penny : No.

  Sheldon Cooper : Well, what do you do? Do you just go out there and gambol about like a bunny?

  Penny : No. I just run till I'm hungry and then I stop for a bear claw.

• Penny : What's my share?

  Leonard Hofstadter : 12 bucks.

  Penny : Can I get it to you after Friday, when I get paid?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Sure

  Penny : What am I up to now?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Well, okay, with the Indian food, the pizza, the Thai food, the tank of gas, the frozen yogurt, and your rent, a little over $1400.

  [Raj whispers in Howard's ear and both giggle] 

  Penny : What now?

  Howard Wolowitz : He's just expressing his admiration that you don't even have to put out to get free stuff.

  Penny : It's not free. I'm going to pay him back.

  Penny : [Raj whispers into Howard's ear again and both giggle]  Shut up!

• Penny : [Sheldon just fell down the stairs]  Oh my god, are you okay?

  Sheldon Cooper : I think so.

  Penny : Let me help you up.

  Sheldon Cooper : Thank you.

  [Very loud fart] 

  Penny : Oh, Sheldon!

  Sheldon Cooper : If it makes you feel any better, Thursday is no longer cruciferous vegetable night.

• Penny : [to Raj and Howard]  So, either one of you weirdos want to buy my underwear? only 1400 bucks.

  [Raj and Howard giggle at first and then think about it]