The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Wildebeest Implementation (2011)

Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter

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Quotes 

• Sheldon Cooper : I must say, Leonard, ever since you've been having regular intercourse, your mind has lost its keen edge. You should reflect on that.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Excuse me, but Einstein had a very busy sex life.

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes, and he never unified gravity with the other forces. If he hadn't been such a hound dog, we'd all have time machines.

• Sheldon Cooper : [about his new 3-person chess game]  Do you know how I solved the balanced center combat-area problem? Five words: transitional quadrilateral to triangular tessellation.

  Leonard Hofstadter : That, that's brilliant.

  Sheldon Cooper : It's what I do.

• [last lines] 

  Sheldon Cooper : [playing 3-person chess]  My Catapult flings my Bishop to Howard's Queen's Gorilla two.

  Howard Wolowitz : Nice. Okay, Rook to Transporter Pad. And he comes out at Leonard's Queen's Bishop five-and-a-third. Check on Leonard.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Hang on. When is my Pawn allowed to use the Golf Cart?

  Sheldon Cooper : When it's done charging. Or you land on the Time Machine - obviously.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, oh, Beekeeper to King twelve. I capture your Pope and release the Swarm. Checkmate on Sheldon.

  Sheldon Cooper : I knew I should have given my Pope the jet pack.

  Raj Koothrappali : [standing naked in the kitchen]  Hey, I've got winners.