The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Wildebeest Implementation (2011)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : How does the cheetah attack a herd of wildebeests? By going after its weakest member.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Well, what makes me the weakest member?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Your trusting nature, coupled with your teeny-tiny body. You wouldn't last a minute on the Serengeti.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : I'm not a very good liar. They kind of whup that out of you in Catholic school.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Don't worry. I'll teach you. I did two years of Cub Scouts before they found out I was a girl.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : How do you feel about concealing a recording device in the cleavage of your ample bosom?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I don't want anything in my ample bosom.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Come on, Strawberries. Take one for the team.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Until I met you and Bernadette, my trips to the bathroom had been entirely focused on elimination. Now, they have a delightful social aspect.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Amy, you must have been in the bathroom with other women before.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Of course I have. But, they were strangers and seemed off-put when I engaged in friendly stall-to-stall chit chat.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Some women don't like to get chummy when their panties are down.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Did I tell you Priya invited me and Howard to have dinner with her and Leonard?
Penny : Oh, that's nice.
Amy Farrah Fowler : No it's not. It's a strategic maneuver. Leonard's new girlfriend is testing Bernadette's loyalty to you and the group. That bitch is crafty.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : You texted me Penny's dating an astronaut.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I texted architect. That's amusing. Auto-correct must've changed it.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah, it's hysterical.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : I can't do this anymore! I'm a good girl! I went to Catholic school!