The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Zazzy Substitution (2010)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : Women, huh? Can't live with them, can't successfully refute their hypotheses.
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Raj Koothrappali : Potty is innocent. Potty is adorable.
Howard Wolowitz : [mocking] What do you do in the potty, wee-wee?
Raj Koothrappali : If I don't have to boom-boom.
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Penny : [about Raj] God, he's an ass when he drinks.
Howard Wolowitz : He's an ass when he doesn't. You just don't hear it.
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Leonard Hofstadter : So, this is nice. First time we've all gotten together to eat.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [to Sheldon] You're right. He's a festival of humdrum chit-chat.
Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, that's all I got. Howard, you're up.
Howard Wolowitz : Um, tell us about your work, Amy.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I doubt you'd understand. Sheldon tells me you only have a master's degree.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [sees Sheldon and Amy at the cafeteria] Oh no.
Howard Wolowitz : What?
Leonard Hofstadter : John and Yoko.
Howard Wolowitz : More like Yoko and Yoko.