30 Rock (TV Series)
Christmas Attack Zone (2010)
Alan Alda: Milton Greene
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Quotes
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Colleen Donaghy : Oh, my God. My arm! It's numb!
Jack Donaghy : What are you doing now, Mother?
Colleen Donaghy : I think the stress...
Jack Donaghy : Don't go to her!
Avery Jessup : Do you have shortness of breath? Are you sweating? Do you have neck or jaw pain? I've had a couple rich men die on top of me.
Colleen Donaghy : It's like something like my son sitting on my chest.
Milton Greene : We should call an ambulance.
Jack Donaghy : We are not calling anyone!
Milton Greene : What's the matter with you? Your mother is not well!
Jack Donaghy : Can't you see that she's faking, Milton!
[Colleen winks]
Jack Donaghy : There! Did anybody see that?
Milton Greene : We have to call an ambulance. Listen to me, damn it, I'm a doctor!
Jack Donaghy : Of history! In what emergency would you be necessary? If someone wanted to know whether the '60s were awesome or not?
Milton Greene : They were!
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Milton Greene : You kept me from my son for 50 years!
Colleen Donaghy : You didn't miss much.
Milton Greene : He's a good boy. He got me a kidney! From Elvis Costello! All that time lost because of you and your pride. And think of what I've lost. Going on father-and-son Habitat for Humanity builds and road trips in my VW van!
Jack Donaghy : Yeah! Or other things!
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Milton Greene : By the way, we have a tradition in my family where we let the child name itself.
Avery Jessup : [backs away] Oh, yeah. That's hippie nonsense.
Jack Donaghy : Absolutely not.
Milton Greene : Well, suit yourself, but my son Spider-Man turned out just fine.
