- Howie 'The Captain' Archibald: [calling out while playing video game tennis with two escorts] Hey, Nate, need one more for a foursome! You in, dude?
- Nate Archibald: [on phone to Dan] That's not what it sounded like, but I'd better go.
- Penelope Shafai: [after Blair rejected her Eleanor's internship offer] Do you know how many women would kill to work for your mother?
- Blair Waldorf: Yes, but they're the Jenny Humphreys of the world!
- Blair Waldorf: I had a horrible fight with my mother. I tried to be Indra Noovi... and while I admit that choice may have been a bit random... the other choice was to be my mother, and I didn't want that.
- Dan Humphrey: [shrugs] Why not? You care about fashion more than most people care about... well, anything. You used to send girls home crying from Constance for wearing tights as pants.
- Blair Waldorf: Well, somebody had to. It was for the greater good. Just like my suggestion that you take off that tie and shove it in your pocket right now.
- Dan Humphrey: [with a sigh] You're an evil dictator of taste, Blair. Why deny that just because it's what your mother does? And by the way, this tie was my grandfather's.
- Blair Waldorf: If only he'd been buried in it.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [to Lily] What I wanna know is how many times you got your hair done this week while an innocent man sat in prison?
- Ben Donovan: [outside jail, at busstop where he stood waiting] What are you even doing here?
- Serena van der Woodsen: Are you free for coffee?
- Ben Donovan: I'll be free for anything.