Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Easy J (2010)

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf

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• Blair Waldorf : [to her "minions"]  Yours is not to wonder why, yours is to do or die!

• Penelope Shafai : [on phone]  The Boom Boom Room's a private club, and we're having trouble with the doorman. Can you help?

  Blair Waldorf : Penelope, this isn't Congress. Accomplish something!

• Blair Waldorf : What have we here? Bed... unspent in? Hair in missionary disarray? And yesterday's dress with today's shame all over it.

  Serena van der Woodsen : No shame. For your information, we just stayed up talking all night.

  Blair Waldorf : Oh. So does this chatty insomniac have a name?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Colin. The cab stealer.

  Blair Waldorf : [with derision]  Oh, well, you showed him.

  Serena van der Woodsen : It turns out he actually has some redeeming qualities. He's handsome, in an old Hollywood way. He's smart. And even though he's a businessman, he's more interested in Lichtenstein and Warhol, which he collects, by the way.

  Blair Waldorf : Then what are you doing here?

  Serena van der Woodsen : He also collects women that he puts into cabs, a new one each morning... and I'm not gonna be one of them. I won't be. What's wrong with you? You look exhausted.

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, I had another Chuck nightmare. It was awful. I was in Wait Until Dark. And I knew that he was there, just lying in wait, like in real life. But then when he attacked me, he turned out to be a she.

  Serena van der Woodsen : [amused smile]  Like Chuck in drag or an actual girl?

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, I don't know, I was blind!

  Serena van der Woodsen : It all makes sense. You dream about being attacked ever since Chuck declared war.

  Blair Waldorf : I guess so. But then, why a girl?

  [shakes her head] 

  Blair Waldorf : And the hair, so long and...

  [then realizes it's Jenny she has on her mind] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : B, hey, can we talk about this on our way to school? Without the cab stealer, I've no excuse for being late. And I promised the dean I'd be a model student.

  Blair Waldorf : Uh, I'm gonna meet you there. There's something I need to do first.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Okay.

  [out the door] 

• Blair Waldorf : [shooing her minions out of the way]  Move! I have a Humphrey to squash!