- Damon Salvatore: Aren't you worried that one day, all the forest animals are gonna band together and fight back? I mean, surely they talk.
- Damon Salvatore: Jeremy! So good to see you alive.
- Jeremy Gilbert: Aren't you a little old for a high school carnival?
- Damon Salvatore: A hundred and fifty years too old.
- [Takes some of Jeremy's popcorn]
- Tyler Lockwood: [Mason has just beaten him at arm wresting] Who wants to go next?
- Damon Salvatore: Wait, Stefan wants to go.
- Stefan Salvatore: [Looks at Damon] Yeah sure, I'll... er... give it a shot.
- Damon Salvatore: [shouts] Get 'em, Stef!
- Stefan Salvatore: [about Caroline becoming a vampire] How did this happen?
- Damon Salvatore: Well, I fed her blood, Katherine obviously killed her and A plus B equals...
- Elena Gilbert: But why?
- Damon Salvatore: Because Katherine is a manipulative, nasty little slut.
- Damon Salvatore: [about the Lockwoods] What is up with that family? If they're not vampires, what the hell are they?
- Stefan Salvatore: Oh... urmmm... maybe they're... urmmm... Ninja Turtles.
- Damon Salvatore: [to Jeremy] Look, I don't do the 'Big Brother' thing very well, so I haven't got any milk and cookies to offer you.
- Bonnie Bennett: We will have to make Caroline proud, or she will kill us. I don't know how she does this all the time.
- Elena Gilbert: Well, because she's not human. Obviously?
- [Smiles]
- Bonnie Bennett: Obviously.
- [laughs]
- Damon Salvatore: [turns around, sees Caroline standing behind him] Oh, hey, Blondie. They let you out?
- Caroline Forbes: I remember.
- Damon Salvatore: What do you remember?
- Caroline Forbes: [advancing slowly] I remember how you manipulated me, you pushed me around, abused me, erased my memories, fed on me.
- Damon Salvatore: You're crazy.
- Caroline Forbes: Well, the memories have been coming back. In pieces.
- Damon Salvatore: You can't remember. It's impossible. I mean, unless... you were... becoming a...
- [realizes she's been turned]
- Caroline Forbes: I've got a message from Katherine. She said 'Game On'.
- Damon Salvatore: Wait...
- [gets pushed by Caroline, falls back, sliding along hallway floor]
- Caroline Forbes: [with utter disdain] You suck.
- [walks away]
- Elena Gilbert: Stefan, what are we doing here? We're going to get caught.
- Stefan Salvatore: Well I compelled the guard to go on breaks so I could kiss my girlfriend, onto of the Ferris Wheel.
- [Ferris Wheel lights up]
- Elena Gilbert: Stefan...
- Stefan Salvatore: We have to take these moments Elena. Alright? What Katherine did to Caroline could just be the beginning and... and then there's things with Tyler's family which we don't even understand yet, I know there's always the D word but I came back to this town to start a life with you. We can't forget to live it.
- Elena Gilbert: [Smiles] Stefan, how are we going to get to the top?
- Stefan Salvatore: I guess you'll just have to hold on tight.
- [He wraps his arms around Elena before jumping up to the top of the Ferris Wheel]
- Damon Salvatore: Wait. Wasn't there a school carnival the night you staked Vicki? Look at how the town repeats itself.
- Bonnie Bennett: I can't believe this is happening.
- Damon Salvatore: [Appears holding a shovel] Come on, don't pout about it. Got a body to bury.
- Damon Salvatore: I like this. You... walking on eggshells around me because you think I'm going to explode. It's very suspenseful. Is Elena worried too? I bet I'm your every conversation.
- Stefan Salvatore: Have you heard from Katherine?
- Damon Salvatore: [ignoring the question] I think the Lockwood's have a family secret. 'Cause the Gilbert device effected them but vervain didn't, so they're not vampires, they're something else.
- Stefan Salvatore: Is this your new obsession?
- Damon Salvatore: Oh, you'd rather some unknown supernatural element running rampant in our town. Fine, I'll drop it.
- Stefan Salvatore: We haven't seen the last of Katherine. You do know that, right? We have no idea what she's up to.
- Damon Salvatore: Sure we do. She came back to press her undying eternal love for you. So I'll let you deal with her, 'cause I have more important things to do like... explode.
- Damon Salvatore: [pouring contents of blood transfusion bag into glass] Would you care for one?
- Stefan Salvatore: No. Thank you. Not hungry. Just ate.
- Damon Salvatore: [teasing] Aren't you worried that one day all the forest animals are gonna band together and fight back? I mean, surely they talk?
- Stefan Salvatore: I'm just happy that's a, uh... a blood bag and not a sorority girl supplying your dinner.
- Caroline Forbes: Okay... so... I'm gonna take off. I'm the committee chair for the carnival, and I'm worried it's a complete disaster. I mean, God bless Elena, but she does not understand the word 'fabulous'.
- [slings her bag over her shoulder]
- Caroline Forbes: Once again... I am so sorry about that, and... if you could just forget that I bit you... that would be great, because... I'm going to.
- [heads off]
- Nurse Haynes: Forget what?
- Caroline Forbes: [scoffs] I don't know how that works, but it's brilliant!
- Elena Gilbert: I was just hoping that this carnival would reel him back into the land of high-school teenager.
- Stefan Salvatore: Oh. Is that what we were doing here?
- Caroline Forbes: [about her biting the nurse] Urmm... oh, I'm so sorry. Okay. Now what's the story?
- Nurse Haynes: My husband likes to get kinky.
- Stefan Salvatore: [Finds Damon watching Tyler have an arm wrestle with a guy] Aha, you're lurking.
- Damon Salvatore: [Scoffs] I'm observing.
- Stefan Salvatore: More like obsessing.
- Jeremy Gilbert: [to Elena] Yeah, yeah. Set up the goldfish toss, sell all three hundred goldfish. It's gonna be epic.